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Today i had a play date with my hip fashionable chipmunk friends. They all tell me that I smell like tortilla chips and that i need some salsa, but the problem is that im allergic Oranges. Also they keep telling me that my keeps getting bigger. Yesterday they measured and the size is 98"....and today when they measured the size was 107" is that too big? Also when i go into the kitchen i see every one dress as lady gaga but why cant they be the backstreet boys ? i wish my life was like a circus so i can crack that whip and everybody goes trip just like circus and they are standing there watching me , fallowing me and they will show me what they do im my teenage dream tonight.